October 2024 – 7-panel comic, monthly installment of the series Socialist Grocery by Oli Knowles.
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Panel 1: Sebastian narrates, “I’ve started spending most of my time in the backroom at work painting signs with 3 other people.” Oli starts the conversation, “Do you guys think people use us to play “Fuck, marry, kill?” Panel 2: A co-worker, “I mean if they do, they should be including Sal in their assessment. But Sal is un-kill-able.” Sal, “Me?” Panel 3: Sebastian, “What do you mean un-kill-able.” The co-worker goes to the board to explain, “So like, one of us girlies has to be killed. Unfortunate, but that’s the way things go. Whoever the view is fucking or marrying, Sal has to be involved.” Panel 4: Sebastian clarifying asks, “Involved in both the marriage and fucking?” Panel 5: The co-worker continues, “No. Just one of those things. If someone wants to fuck me and marry you, they could fuck me and Sal or marry you and Sal, Not both though.” Panel 6: Another co-worker pops their head in to the back room, “Hey can I hang out back here?” The co-worker with the plan says, “Yes, but you have to play a game with us.” Panel 7: The co-worker continues and shows the white board they’ve been working on showing a complex calculations for outcomes, “it’s simple.” Sebastian, “Great.”
