Dialogue and Transcription
6-panel comic part of the series Socialist Grocery by Oli Knowles. Panel 1: Sebastian narrates, “Our store releases it in-house newspaper every month where we advertise new products.” A coworker suggests, “We should have comics in our store paper.” Panel 2: Sebastian replies,” Did you read newspaper comics growing up? A coworker responds, “Yeah, I read ‘zits’, and ‘Family Circus’.” Sebastian wonders, “Garfield?” They respond, “Not Garfield.” Panel 3: Another coworker wonders, “What about ‘Dilbert’? Di you guys read Dilbert?” Panel 4: The coworker continues, “What if we had a Dilbert-themed store party?” Two other coworkers add their opinions, “Why not Garfield?” and the other “Wasn’t there a Dilbert PC game?” Panel 5: “Later that day…” A coworker has done some research, “The creator of Dilbert is a Right-Wing ass!” Panel 6: The coworker continues, “And look! There’s a Dilbert-themed board game about ‘ethics’; and guess who released the board game? Lockheed Martin.” Sebastian, “Oh My God.”
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